Know Thy Hymns

Richard Collins shared these with me, and I thought you might enjoy them.

Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn.......................Holy, Holy, Holy
Golfer's Hymn.....................There's a Green Hill Far Away
Politician's Hymn.................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I Might See
IRS Agent's Hymn................I Surrender All
Gossip's Hymn......................Pass It On
Electrician's Hymn..............Send The Light
Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye
Realtor's Hymn.....................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
Massage Therapists Hymn...He Touched Me
Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician

And for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45 mph........................................God Will Take Care of You
65 mph.......................................Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph.......................................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph........................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph.....................................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.